Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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