i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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