i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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