Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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