Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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