You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
