So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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