Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
nutella sex= disaster
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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