Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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