my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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