Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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