he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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