i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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