I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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