He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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