Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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