she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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