So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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