I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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