woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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