Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i will never coherently bang her
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
