This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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