It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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