I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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