So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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