Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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