Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
