I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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