is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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