Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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