the day after is always just damage control
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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