hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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