North Korea, Best Korea!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think a kid would responsible me up
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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