Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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