hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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