I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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