so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
