Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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