i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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