I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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