dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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