She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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