I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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