But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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