happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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