Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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