and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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