great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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