Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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