every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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