I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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