Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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