Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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