with your own penis?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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