Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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