we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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