whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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