So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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