had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
